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Besieged by an ever shifting and bewildering miscellany of inscrutable and enigmatic props, the last sorry remnants of a legendary music hall family doggedly endeavour to reconstruct fragments of misremembered routines and hazily recollected punch-lines, in a hopeless attempt to revive their all but forgotten Music Hall act.

Besieged by an ever shifting and bewildering miscellany of inscrutable and enigmatic props, the last sorry remnants of a legendary music hall family doggedly endeavour to reconstruct fragments of misremembered routines and hazily recollected punch-lines, in a hopeless attempt to revive their all but forgotten Music Hall act.

First but not least itâs the man<br />
He can do things that other men can<br />
He does it with such élan.

First but not least it’s the man
He can do things that other men can
He does it with such élan.

The woman, sheâs coming to town.<br />
Sometimes she goes up, sometimes down.<br />
If somethingâs in her way she goes around.

The woman, she’s coming to town.
Sometimes she goes up, sometimes down.
If something’s in her way she goes around.

You ask who are the twins, let us tell<br />
What one twin does the other does as well<br />
If you knew one the other one would ring a bell

You ask who are the twins, let us tell
What one twin does the other does as well
If you knew one the other one would ring a bell

Let us not forget the pet<br />
A devoted canine pet it is you bet<br />
A more loyal pet you bet we never met<br />

Let us not forget the pet
A devoted canine pet it is you bet
A more loyal pet you bet we never met

Sheâs the other one, whatâs she all about<br />
Canât pin her down or work her out<br />
Of our uncertainty there really is no doubt

She’s the other one, what’s she all about
Can’t pin her down or work her out
Of our uncertainty there really is no doubt